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Don’t judge me

Posted in Just for fun, Videos with tags , , , on April 17, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

I don’t know why, I just can’t get enough of these videos

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The iPad in all its SEXINESS

Posted in Bad Ass, Cultural Education, Genius Advertising, Reviews, Sexy Time with tags , , , , , , on April 15, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

The most common request I get from blog followers is that they want me to keep them cool. Informed. “I want to know what’s cool, what’s in these days.”

This post is for you.

THE IPAD IS COOL. HIP. IN. SEXY. SEXY. SEXY. I mean, I’m turned on just writing about it.

I’ll admit, I was a little skeptical at first. Even though I’m obsessed with all things MAC, and I’ve yet to discover a bad product from them.

When they announced the iPad a few months ago, nobody seemed to know what hell it did. There was a plethora of articles about it, but none really getting into the specifics. Apple dealt with this nicely I thought, with a very short, concise commercial that shows exactly what it might be most commonly used for (looking at pictures, reading e-books, reading the newspaper, email, instant messengers, etc).

>>Official iPad Commercial<< http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R41NNPBqRCk

I’ve decided that I want one–and not just because it’s cool and sexy and from Apple. As many of you are aware, I’m almost finished building my portfolio for work. This portfolio, or “book” as most copywriters call it, lives online because most of the work is in fact digital (banners, websites, blog postings, emails). The way I see it, I have two choices:

1. I can print this stuff out old-school style and hand over an awkwardly big, heavy, dinosaur looking leather-bound portfolio book that is expensive and which I’ll never use again.

OR

2. I can roll up with my iPad BALLER-style and hand it over, browser already open to my page, ready for the creative director’s fingers to play across the screen. Caressing my words. The whole scenario is almost too sexy for me to handle.

I love this YouTube video, and I don’t even like cats. Apple should use it.

Cosi Observations

Posted in Cultural Education, Making fun of Dumbasses with tags , , , , on February 21, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

2/21/10 Working on my laptop at Cosi on 8th st…

Observations:

1. The General Public is both stupid and disgusting. I just watched a man pick his nose, look at his finger, and then eat it.

2. I love watching PC people searching the place and cussing because there’s a serious lack of power outlets. Meanwhile, I’m in the middle of the room, I’ve been here for two hours and my little Mac is still at 70%. HA. Suckers.

3. There’s one person in this entire place with a Mac. He also has the same iced green tea beverage as me, thus making him the only person I’d consider talking to if given the opportunity.

4. The service at a big chain like Cosi’s sucks.

5. And the tables are dirty (refer back to observation #1)

6. The Postal Service can improve any situation, I’m convinced.

7. Lots of people eat by themselves. But most, because they are eating by themselves, have to be either on their cell phone or on their laptop. As if so others don’t feel bad for them…”oh it’s ok, they aren’t total losers. They’re still talking to someone…”

8. One of the bus boys is hopelessly in love with one of the cashier girls. Poor guy.

9. There are people who are genuinely interested in the artwork (?) at Cosi. Refer to observation #1.

10. The other patrons notice me starting at them, then typing away viciously on my sexy laptop. They’re probably thinking “I’m just being paranoid, she’s staring off into space, thinking while working. She’s not looking at me”. Actually, not only am I staring at you, but I’m writing about you too. Then, I’m publishing it.

(what I am seeing as I look around…sans the Mac guy)