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Katy Perry, Look What You’ve Done

Posted in Uncategorized on September 7, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

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F*CKING GENIUS ADVERTISING

Posted in Uncategorized on August 19, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

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WORDS

Posted in Uncategorized on August 17, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

are so powerful, they don’t  need to appear on a page or on someone’s tongue to be felt…

This  humbles me every time I watch it…

I LOVE Indian Accents

Posted in Uncategorized on August 9, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

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Another “Missed Connections” post that changed my life…

Posted in Uncategorized on August 9, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

I can’t breathe. I don’t even know what to say. Just read.

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8-8-2010 4:55pm PDT

Subj: To the woman who sh!t in my car

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you’ve ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had real chemistry sitting at the Rooster sharing a basket of wings while drinking the Coors Light. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with the Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle’s lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don’t think anyone wins 100% of the time. That’s why they call it “gambling”.  I’m the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand could have been better…like when you’re not sitting on a heated leather seat…

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,

PS — If you sharted yourself on purpose to end the evening early…touche…

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Most recent email from the bossman

Posted in Uncategorized on July 29, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

Sent to the entire team.

That’s right. Be jealous.

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wow, the irony…in speaking with mr [name removed for privacy..he’s a new team member] we’ve just realized he loves booze, loves whiskey, loves limes and loves ginger beer – which we all know are the makings of a world famous Mississippi Buck!!!
so weird.
please come celebrate this astounding feat of coincidence with [anon new guy] in the far far corner of our most northeastern parts.
thxs

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Love in the time of Heroin

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on July 29, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

Seriously, I was laughing so hard when I listened to this girl’s (Juliet Wayne) story. I was snorting, and crying. At work.

You can skip the dude’s story. It doesn’t compare.

ENJOY. No seriously, this story will make your day. If you’re cool.

Juliet Wayne & Brad Lawrence: GrandSLAM Stories

(Fuck, I wish I knew how to do this so you can listen from my blog, and not from another website. Looking into this…)

*For those of you who don’t know what the moth is….it’s kind of the shit. Here’s is their “about” page:

http://www.themoth.org/about