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Poor Carrie

Posted in Just for fun, Keeping it Real, Making fun of Dumbasses, Personal, Sexy Time with tags , , , on July 26, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

When family and friends ask me about New York City, what it’s like to live here and if I’m happy, I have nothing but wonderful things to say. It’s so BUSY, it’s so ALIVE, there’s so many people. It’s like a buffet of different cultures and ethnicities. And EVERYONE is a little bit crazy, and that’s ok. Most likely, that’s why we moved here — because we couldn’t be ourselves wherever we were, and so we came to the city to find ourselves. And most people are a little crazy.

I love my job, I love the area that I live in, and yes, I even love my little piece of shit apartment that on a GOOD week has hot water four days in a row. The only thing, the ONLY thing that has ever kept this place from being perfect in my eyes is the dating scene. It’s impossible. Too many people, too many crazy, jobless, scumbag stalkers. And, I work so many hours,  that any precious time wasted on someone whom I find out later to be a crazy jobless scumbag physically hurts me. It PHYSICALLY pains my heart to waste time on people because my time is so scarce and thus so precious to me.

Enter Match.com.
That’s right people. I said it. Go ahead and mock me. It’s ok, because I mocked it for the last YEAR that my sisters and close friends have been telling me to try it. Online dating has such a stigma attached to it, and I guess I can understand why. Years ago, before the huge social networking boom, online dating was sketchy. Only internet pervs hung out online looking for dates. And people who were too socially awkward to meet anyone elsewhere.

I’ve FOUND where the TALENT in NYC HIDES people. It’s ridiculous.

Now, before you go sign up, I must admit that it’s not cheap. I paid about $140 for a 6 month membership. So…ya. Hoping I’ll get that money back in the form of dinners and drinks. And, you have to be prepared to answer A LOT of questions, and intimate ones. It’s best to be honest, otherwise you’re wasting both your time and money.
I have my first date, with a nice Doctor gentleman, on Wed. And I may or may not be meeting someone else tonight for coffee. I don’t know, I don’t know if there’s enough time! HA

For some reason, I keep thinking of that dumb broad Carrie from Sex and the City. If only Match.com had come to power back in the 90’s, she wouldn’t have been all hung up on that Big *ssh*le (that’s what she said).

Sigh. This is awesome. I’ll keep you updated.

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Posted in Personal, Sexy Time with tags , , , , on July 13, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

I’ve decided to give up the diet of caffeine, cigarettes and junk food that I’ve maintained since college. Why? I’m only 24 but I’m not getting any younger, and while I still look great considering the above atrocities, I know that luxury (called young age and good genes) will not be enough come my late 20’s and early 30’s. Also, if Jennifer Aniston can look 30 when she’s 41, than so can I. And finally, I’m really sick of having to buy a Red Bull every time I need energy. Can’t be healthy, and it’s certainly not cheap.
So, to document my process and hopefully inspire you to lead a healthier life, I will utilize some of my blog posts to include what I ate that day and if I went to my yoga class. I wanted to go every day, but that is unrealistic, so to start, I’ll shoot for 3-4 times a week. Eventually, my goal will be to go 5-6 times a week.

Today’s Diet:

Breakfast: Egg whites (with american cheese…bad girl!) on whole wheat. Coffee.  (Grade: B)

Lunch: Sushi from Whole Foods (Salmon and Avocado roll with Brown Rice) and water. (Grade A+)

Dinner: Prob the same thing…I bought too much sushi 😦   Cept substitute water for coconut water (Grade A+)

Snacks: Fruit

Yoga?  Probably not, still a little sore from yesterday….

(Me in 17 years if all goes according to plan)

SUPER SEXY CPR

Posted in Bad Ass, Sexy Time, Videos with tags , , on May 28, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

Look, I just can’t help but feel that everyone should know how to perform CPR — knowledge is power, especially in the event of an emergency.

So I highly recommend you watch this instructional video. More than once. And repeat often; refresher courses are never a bad idea.

Your welcome 🙂

[My favorite part is 55 seconds into the  video. Watch the heroine’s facial expression where the narrator says “repeat the cycle until the ambulance arrives”.  God I love advertising.]

The iPad in all its SEXINESS

Posted in Bad Ass, Cultural Education, Genius Advertising, Reviews, Sexy Time with tags , , , , , , on April 15, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

The most common request I get from blog followers is that they want me to keep them cool. Informed. “I want to know what’s cool, what’s in these days.”

This post is for you.

THE IPAD IS COOL. HIP. IN. SEXY. SEXY. SEXY. I mean, I’m turned on just writing about it.

I’ll admit, I was a little skeptical at first. Even though I’m obsessed with all things MAC, and I’ve yet to discover a bad product from them.

When they announced the iPad a few months ago, nobody seemed to know what hell it did. There was a plethora of articles about it, but none really getting into the specifics. Apple dealt with this nicely I thought, with a very short, concise commercial that shows exactly what it might be most commonly used for (looking at pictures, reading e-books, reading the newspaper, email, instant messengers, etc).

>>Official iPad Commercial<< http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R41NNPBqRCk

I’ve decided that I want one–and not just because it’s cool and sexy and from Apple. As many of you are aware, I’m almost finished building my portfolio for work. This portfolio, or “book” as most copywriters call it, lives online because most of the work is in fact digital (banners, websites, blog postings, emails). The way I see it, I have two choices:

1. I can print this stuff out old-school style and hand over an awkwardly big, heavy, dinosaur looking leather-bound portfolio book that is expensive and which I’ll never use again.

OR

2. I can roll up with my iPad BALLER-style and hand it over, browser already open to my page, ready for the creative director’s fingers to play across the screen. Caressing my words. The whole scenario is almost too sexy for me to handle.

I love this YouTube video, and I don’t even like cats. Apple should use it.

New Celebrity for Klein’s “X” Campaign…

Posted in Genius Advertising, Sexy Time with tags , , , on April 2, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

OH

MY

He is 30 ft tall on a building across from my apartment. I’ve nearly walked into oncoming traffic because I was distracted, drooling on myself…

It’s like God said “You know what Ash? You’ve been such a good person lately, I’m going to give you the gift of a Kellan Lutz billboard to look at every morning that’s bigger than your apartment building”…

Also, I would just like everyone to know that I saw him the last time I flew into LAX. I was literally 10 ft away from him.

Did I say anything? smile at him?

NO.

Why?

I was too busy trying to play it cool (and hide my erection).

http://www.stylelist.com/2010/02/03/kellan-lutz-vamps-in-new-calvin-klein-x-underwear-ad-campaign/

SQUASH??

Posted in Reviews, Sexy Time, Videos with tags , , , , on March 22, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

I’ve never heard of it—but suddenly I want to learn how to play…

🙂

Yes, sex is easy. Too easy. So no, they don’t get points for creativity. But sex sells. So whatever…I’ll take it.

Lol. Enjoy.

I’m So Happy

Posted in Family Time, Sexy Time with tags , , , on February 27, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

That my parents moved to the East Coast, allowing their children to visit more often. Allowing for more family time–moments, like below, that I’ll cherish forever.

Mom: “Geeze Ash, you’re so white! You look like a prostitute.”

Me and Jack: “Whaaat?”

Mom: “You know, cause they only come out at night.”

Thanks Mom.

(Still trying to make the connection…)

(I’m working on my pale, like my girl Dita)