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From “missed connections” on Craigslist…

Posted in Posts with tags , , , , , on December 4, 2009 by indomitablyirresistible

You farted in Trader Joe’s – m4w (Danbury, CT)

Date: 2009-12-04, 11:19AM EST

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.

This made me laugh for a full ten minutes. I guess looks ARE everything….

At least for her