Archive for the Bad Ass Category

How Come This Sh*t Never Happens to Me…

Posted in Bad Ass, Just for fun, Unique Encounters, Videos on August 31, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

When I’m riding the subway?? DAMN.

“REDONK ZEDONK”

Posted in Bad Ass, Cultural Education with tags , , , on July 29, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

Unfortunately I cannot take credit for that awesome title. Twas another, more talented and experienced writer in my agency.

Enjoy:

http://www.boston.com/news/science/articles/2010/07/29/rare_mix_of_donkey_zebra_born_in_ga_park/?p1=Upbox_links

My Theme Song

Posted in Bad Ass, Cool Music, The Rage with tags on July 22, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

My sister sent this to me a while ago. What an awesome sister!

I’ve decided to have the video file always open on my desktop, easily asscessible for the next time some *ssh*le pisses me off….

Hott as BALLS

Posted in Bad Ass with tags on July 13, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

I went to my first Bikram Yoga class yesterday, and for those of you who, like me (until yesterday) know nothing about it, get this:

* Intense postures that are held for extended periods of time (think squats except more complex, held for 30 seconds) and intermixed with breathing cycles and periods of rest and meditation.

*In a heated room. I don’t mean like, it’s summer in New York and the facility doesn’t have air conditioners. I mean, it’s summer in New York and the room is heated (with HEATERS) to approx 104 degrees Fahrenheit. Yeah.

So how was it you ask? Challenging. Hot. Straining. HOT. Tiring. HOT. Very very hot. So hot, I got a little dizzy.

Afterwards? I felt incredible. I mean, incredible. I immediately had more energy. I was relaxed, happy, enthusiastic. I had great dreams that night involving a very sexy man that I can’t have in real life, and I’ve been glowing all day today.

It’s expensive. It’s not fun. So why torture myself? The payoffs are worth it.

It’s HARDCORE.

And so am I.

๐Ÿ™‚

(Below: Me in 6 months)

SUPER SEXY CPR

Posted in Bad Ass, Sexy Time, Videos with tags , , on May 28, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

Look, I just can’t help but feel that everyone should know how to perform CPR — knowledge is power, especially in the event of an emergency.

So I highly recommend you watch this instructional video. More than once. And repeat often; refresher courses are never a bad idea.

Your welcome ๐Ÿ™‚

[My favorite part is 55 seconds into theย  video. Watch the heroine’s facial expression where the narrator says “repeat the cycle until the ambulance arrives”.ย  God I love advertising.]

My favorite 4/20 Texts From Last Night:

Posted in Bad Ass, Cultural Education, Just for fun, Keeping it Real with tags , , , , , , , on April 23, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

(609): [New Jersey]

Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.

Therapeutic.

(202): [Washington DC]

I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. I was like “that’s a lot of white dudes… and they’re really into snacking.”

Word.

(516): [New York]

Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me…

He/She should be proud.

(719): [Colorado]

Is it sad that I woke up to more “Happy Holidays” texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?

Marijuana > baby jesus, so…no.

(203): [Sketchy Connecticut]

Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water

Market that shizzz…

(901): [Tennessee]

He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.

Holy hell…a 420 gift basket. That is so damn sweet, I’m teary eyed just thinking about it. You hear that friends? Now you know what to get me next year… (substitute spicy buffalo wings for the cheesestake. Thanks.)

(978): [Massachusetts]

almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isn’t a get out of jail free card

[scratching head]…it isn’t???

(+31): [Netherlands]

No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.

Luckiest.

Bastard.

Alive.

(858): [California]

Dude, we’re at Einstein’s Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.

Sometimes I miss California.

(310): [California] *Personal Favorite*

So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?

I asked myself the exact same question.

*BELOW*

Students at CU Boulder celebrate 420. No, that is NOT fog.

Collegecandy.com

E-Mails from an Asshole

Posted in Bad Ass, Just for fun, Making fun of Dumbasses with tags , , on April 18, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

dontevenreply.com: not a new website: apparently it’s been around for a few years now. However, it’s new to me, so I’m sharing it with you. A friend sent this at work and it cracked me up. My favorite is the tissue box…

PS WHO WOULD POST A WANTED AD FOR DISGUISED WEAPONRY???? REALLY????

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84