My Sincerest Apologies

I would like to write an official apology to my dedicated blog followers that check this shiz every day. I know it’s been a while and you were probably cursing my name every time you visited hoping to find something new.

It occurred to me you guys might be frustrated, but I thought I was being paranoid and kept putting it off. My worst fears were confirmed when I received the message below from a follower that will remain anonymous:

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To Whom It May Concern at https://indomitablyirresistible.wordpress.com:

I’m sure I can speak for all the followers of your blog when I say, WTF!! I check your blog every goddamn day and for the past three days – NOTHING! ZERO! GOOSE EGG!

How about you STOP drinking at work and GET IT TOGETHER!

WTF!

U F*CK.

F*CKING MEATLOAF, MOM!

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First, I’ll have you know that there is no official “Questions/Comments/Suggestions” person or email address for outcries like above, but apparently there should be. Hence, in the future, please submit general comments about the blog to: love4ashly76@yahoo.com.

Secondly, I don’t drink at work.

Ok that was a lie. But honestly, if the company I work for is buying me beer, who am I to turn it down? That’s just ridiculous, not to mention bad manners.

Thirdly, in response to this pissed off follower: unfortunately, I had to um…work…during um…work this week. Trust me, I would much rather have spent all day every day blogging and entertaining myself, as well as you fine people.

Finally:

Now I want meat loaf. F*ck.

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2 Responses to “My Sincerest Apologies”

  1. AKA Posh Says:

    I love you!!

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