Archive for January, 2010

Still enjoying this…

Posted in Sexy Time on January 30, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

http://girls-gone-geek.com/2010/01/25/263/

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I’m a T-shirt and Jeans kind of girl…

Posted in Just for fun on January 29, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

so I’m always on the hunt for the perfect tee. Found some that really made my day…here are a few of my favs:

1. Word…

2.and word lol

3. Genius

4. He would

Posted in Making fun of Dumbasses with tags , , on January 29, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/entertainment/6720491/new-york-woman-falls-rips-picasso-painting/

Sigh… A Picasso painting–ruined–because this b*tch was a klutz.

I mean, they screen for bombs, drugs, and weapons before you can board an airplane.

So why can’t they screen for idiots before entering a museum with priceless works of art?

(shaking head)…

I Have Your Dongle

Posted in Just for fun with tags , on January 29, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

I discovered a new piece of hardware today that was especially fun and exciting. The gadget itself is nothing sexy. Actually, it’s fairly ordinary– a fancy cord that:

“attaches to a computer in order to make a piece of secured software run… [wisegeeks.com]

It lay in a conference room, abandoned by its owner. I went back to my desk and started to draft an email to all the participants in the meeting, only to discover I had no idea what the thing was called! Poking my head over my cubicle wall, I said to my nice Italian neighbor:

“What’s this called??” (holding it up)

“A Dongle” he said with a completely straight face.

Confusion ensued…damn his sexy Italian accent and my perverted mind!

“A what???” I said…

“A Dongle” he repeated slowly, this time with a smirk.

“I’m sorry, can you spell that for me???” I said incredulously.

“D-O-N-G-L-E”

Riiiiight…

After confirming that my Italian neighbor wasn’t trying to make me look like an ass in front of all the executives I was about to email, I drafted and sent the following:

Hello all:

Someone left their…dongle…in Liberty after the Iron Planners meeting.

It’s a small white piece of hardware that connects to a laptop or desktop computer…and apparently it’s called a dongle.

If you find that you have misplaced your dongle, come stop by my desk and pick it up.

My cubicle: 5b39

Sincerely,

Ashley The Almighty

It took all the self-control I possessed to keep it even that PG. Now at home and with the privacy (?) of my own blog, I’m going to let the middle-schooler in me get this out of her system so we can all move on with life. Here goes:

How can someone misplace their dongle?

I have your dongle.

I’ve never seen a dongle like this before.

Come by my desk and grab your dongle.

The end of this dongle looks weird…I wonder if it will fit.

Why does your dongle look smaller than mine?

Let’s compare dongles.

I need a dongle for this presentation.

Your dongle doesn’t seem to be working. You might need a new dongle.

One can never have too many dongles.

Don’t be such a dongle!!!

Sigh…ok, I think I can go to bed now.

The Turtle Queen

Posted in Family Time on January 24, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

CHINATOWN 1/23/10

My sister Lindsey took the Fung Wah (scary) from Boston to come see me this weekend! It’s a relatively warm Saturday in Manhattan, and after having a delicious brunch at Pasti’s and walk on the High Line, I ask her:

“So, what do you want to do now, Brain?”

“You know what I want more than anything Ash? Louis Vuitton…fake Louis Vuitton”.

30 minutes later we find ourselves on Canal Street.

“Now what???” she asks me.

I shrug my shoulders and tell her I’m not sure–it’s not everyday I go shopping for fake designer handbags. We couldn’t have been standing on the sidewalk for more than 2 minutes before a woman approaches and says:

“handbags?”

SICK.

So we follow her a few blocks, she shows us some pictures, my sister points to the one she wants and then BAM! Little sis has a fake designer Louis Vuitton bag complete with a matching wallet, almost as fast as if Hermione Granger herself had conjured one out of thin air.

“So,what do you want to do now Brain?” she ask me.

After careful consideration, I answered: “You know what I want more than anything Lin? Turtles. Baby turtles”

Following the same formula as before, we meandered for about five minutes until another woman approached: “Gucci? Prada?”

“Turtles?” I reply.

“Ah, yes. Turtles” as she motions for us to follow…

Enter Don Quixote and Sancho Panza (pictured above). After a quick internet search and a trip to Petco, Don Quixote and his faithful squire Sancho Panza are chillin in their fresh new digs. Don Quixote seems to be a bit of a bully, often using Sancho’s head as a step in his prison break from Azkaban.

Our relationship is tenuous still, though they seem to be coming around…

Overall I would have to say this was an A+ weekend. Family time is always special, and both of us were able to find what it was our hearts most desired 🙂 God bless Chinatown.

Updates on Don and Sancho to follow…

“The Future: Powered by Google”

Posted in Just for fun on January 22, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

[When Google owns everything (including your soul) the world will look just like this google googling a google umbrella as it googles across the google to Google HQ. Image via Googleetty]

Oddly enough, I take no issue with this…


My new girl crush…

Posted in Sexy Time with tags on January 18, 2010 by indomitablyirresistible

Sigh…